The
Hermit Upright:
In
4th century B.C., Athens was blessed (some believed cursed) by the
presence of one of the leading philosophers of the age—the irascible Diogenes the Cynic. Famous for preferring the company of dogs to
that of men, Diogenes believed that society, for the most part, was crap. He stated
that there was only one good—knowledge—and one evil—ignorance—and that everything else was useless. He probably would
have vastly preferred the life of a hermit, living off in the desert alone,
only no one had invented it yet. So he contented
himself by living within society, but pointing out its stupidity whenever
possible.
Diogenes believed
that most people wasted their lives acquiring things they didn’t need
instead of the knowledge they so obviously did.
He made a point of living on as little as possible, taking up residence
in an old water tub—the ancient Greek equivalent of a cardboard box—and destroying the single wooden cup he owned after seeing a
peasant boy drink from the hollow of his hands. One of the few items he did keep around was a lamp, with which he prowled the streets in broad daylight, “looking for
an honest man.” He never found one.
Despite his
poverty, Diogenes considered himself rich in comparison to those who earned
their keep by sucking up to important men. Plato, his more famous contemporary,
once saw him preparing a humble meal consisting mostly of lentils. “If you would only learn to compliment kings,
you wouldn't have to live on lentils,” he advised. Diogenes replied, "But if you would only
learn to live on lentils, you wouldn't have to compliment kings.”
Diogenes
himself certainly didn’t. He once met Alexander
the Great when the Macedonian ruler sought him out on a trip to Athens. Upon finding the great philosopher sunning
himself on a hillside, Alexander asked if there was any favor he might do for
him. Diogenes replied, “Yes, you could stand out of my sunlight.”
They
finally did have a conversation, in which Diogenes asked Alexander what his
ambitions were. Alexander replied
proudly that he intended to conquer all of Greece. And then? Diogenes asked. Alexander said that he would go on to take
over Asia Minor. What next? Alexander
replied that he ultimately intended to conquer the world. And then what? Diogenes persisted. Alexander thought for a moment, and finally
replied that he supposed that then he would relax and enjoy himself. Diogenes responded: Why not save yourself the
trouble and relax and enjoy yourself now?
Alexander
ignored Diogenes’ advice and did go on to conquer most of the known world of
his day—before dying at the age of thirty-two without ever getting the chance to enjoy it. He was so caught up with society and
its expected norms—that wealth, power, and success were what mattered most—that he couldn’t
see anything else. Nonetheless, amazed
at the old philosopher’s originality of thought, Alexander declared, “If I were
not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes.” It is doubtful that Diogenes would have returned
the compliment.
When the Hermit card comes up in a reading, it advises the querent to
take a moment to step back from the daily grind and reflect on what is really
important. Is that goal you’re spending
so much time and effort on something you want, or something society tells you
that you should want? The Hermit card
warns that you only have so many days in this life. Don’t waste them pursuing other people’s
dreams.
The
Hermit Reversed:
Diogenes
the Cynic, the ancient Greek philosopher most famous for poking fun at the pretentious
aspects of society, is our Hermit. He saw no reason to conform to others’
expectations, particularly when they were based on nothing more than
custom. He thought it ridiculous that
people would circumvent their lives by rules that some other, long-dead person
had put into effect—rules which might make little sense in a new era.
That disdain for convention extended
to conventional etiquette. When asked why he ate in the marketplace, which was
considered bad manners, he shrugged and replied that it was in the market that
he’d felt hungry. Someone who knew
Diogenes’ bad habits took him into a magnificent house and warned him not to spit
on the floor, only to have him expectorate in the host’s face instead. Once
invited to dinner by a wealthy man, Diogenes displayed his usual bad manners,
so enraging one of the guests that the man began to throw bones at him, saying
that if he acted like a dog, he’d treat him as one. So Diogenes got up, went over to the guest, and
urinated on him.
His
supporters viewed him as refreshingly honest (and pretty damn funny); his detractors thought he was an ill-tempered
old grouch. Diogenes seemed to agree with the latter. He once asked, “Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?”
The answer might be: a philosopher who cares
about spreading his philosophy.
"Discourse
on virtue and they pass by in droves,” Diogenes once said. “But whistle
and dance a jig, and you’ve got an audience." He never understood that being
agreeable didn’t have to equate to selling out one’s ideals. On visiting the home of Plato, he stomped
upon his host’s fine carpets saying, “I am trampling on the pride of Plato." "Yes, Diogenes,” Plato replied, “with
pride of another sort." Plato and Aristotle, Diogenes’ contemporaries, didn’t whistle
or dance, but they also refrained from spitting in faces--and they and their
views became much better known as a result.
The Hermit card reversed, likewise,
speaks of someone so suspicious or bitter against the world that he refuses any help
it has to offer. Diogenes
wanted to remake society, yet his outlandish behavior resulted in men
laughing at him more than they listened. "Man is the most intelligent of
the animals -- and the most silly," he once said spitefully. He never realized that the same could have
been said for Diogenes.