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Pritkin
Dante’s,
Vegas’ only magical casino,
was no more magical than some of the shops it housed. Like the
studio of
the self-proclaimed world’s greatest designer, for instance, the
flamboyant
Augustine, who regularly pulled out all the stops in an effort to part
the
supernatural community from its hard earned cash. Or not hard
earned—Augustine
wasn’t particular where the filthy lucre originated, as long as it
ended up in
one of his tills.
And it usually
did.
And not without
reason.
“Damn,” Billy
said, as he and Cassie
stared at the western shirt on a male mannequin in Augustine’s
window.
It had a desert scene that changed along with the day outside, or
the
night in this case, since the fabric slid from a sun-drenched landscape
with
elongated shadows to a star-strewn evening as they watched. Complete
with
a coyote that climbed a bluff and bayed loudly at the moon
rising
over the shirt’s right shoulder.
“It’s
something,” Cassie agreed. It
wasn’t exactly subtle, but then, this was Vegas. Subtle wasn’t
even in
most people’s vocabulary.
“If that
something is awful,”
Pritkin commented, causing her to jump. With all the music and
conversation and
distant sounds of ringing slots, she hadn’t heard him come up behind
her.
“Right. Like our
resident hobo would
know,” Billy said.
“He isn’t,”
Cassie replied, under
her breath.
“I saw a tourist
trying to give him
a dollar a couple days ago.”
“You did not!”
“Who are you
talking to?” Pritkin
asked, glancing about suspiciously. Because even war mages can’t see
ghosts.
Or their own
reflections,
apparently. Pritkin must have just come back from a run, because
he was wearing grubby sweats and a pair of track shoes that had
seen one
too many tracks. And a hoody that he’d thrown over his ensemble,
probably to
hide the weapons he was never without. It had a hole in the elbow.
Cassie bit
her lip.
“You’re right,”
Billy agreed. “He’s
not a bum. Homeless people dress better than that.”
“Stop it!”
“Stop what?
What’s wrong?” Pritkin
demanded, slipping a hand inside his threadbare jacket.
“It’s just
Billy,” Cassie said
quickly, before some poor tourist got a surprise. “He . . . he likes
Augustine’s outfit.”
Pritkin snorted
and drew his empty
hand back out. “What does a ghost know about fashion?”
“More than you,
obviously,” Billy
retorted.
“Billy—”
“What?”
The sudden question made Cassie
jump, although it hadn’t come from Billy. Or Pritkin. And all of their
fingers
were in plain sight, instead of biting into the tender space between
her
shoulder blades.
But someone’s
was, until it moved to
the small of her back. She spun to avoid said finger, only to have it
thrust in
her face. A look past the quivering appendage showed her the great man
himself,
with some sort of robe on his elongated body and a chapeau of the gods
perched
on his perfectly styled blond head. The robe had a mass of gold
embroidery, and
the hat . . . had gauze. Layer upon layer of it, swaddled delicately
around
what appeared to be a pith helmet.
“Well?” the vision
demanded, and
poked her again.
“Well, what?” she
asked, still
staring at the hat. The air shimmered around it, like the sun off the
desert,
and in the heat waves flickered scenes of another time. Planes dropped
bombs in
great battles in the sky, pyramids rose pale against deep gold sand,
and a
gorgeous woman in a bit of tasseled nothingness draped an arm across
the hero’s
chest.
“Who are you supposed to
be?”
Pritkin demanded. “Bloody Valentino?”
Augustine shot him a
scathing
glance. “Lawrence of Arabia!”
Green eyes took in the girl.
“Thought he played for the other team.”
Augustine’s scowl grew. “Go
away,”
he demanded, glaring at Cassie.
“Any particular reason why?”
Pritkin
asked.
“Yes,” it was hissed. “I
have a show
today!”
“And?”
“And the pair of you are
destroying
the ambiance!”
“Man has a point,” Billy
said.
Cassie looked down at
herself. She
had on a pair of khaki shorts and a blue tank top with Suck it up,
Buttercup,
written across the front. It had been tossed at her by Pritkin during a
recent
training session, when she complained once too often about the
completely
ridiculous number of sit ups she was being asked to do. She’d chosen to
wear it
ironically thereafter, but couldn’t use it where she was going next,
which was
what she needed to talk to Augustine about if he’d stop trying to
manhandle her
off the sidewalk.
“What do you want?” he
finally
hissed, when she refused to go.
“That’s just it,” she said,
struggling to explain and to hold her ground at the same time. “I don’t
know. I
never know. But—”
“Then go away!”
“I will be! That’s what I’m
trying
to tell you. I keep having to flip through time, often at a
moment’s
notice, and most historical people don’t take well to shorts and a tank
top—”
“Modern ones don’t either,
if they
have any taste.”
She ignored that, but not
the
forceful hand on her back. “Wait! I need a favor!”
“Not calling security on you
IS a
favor,” he told her, turning to go back inside his shop. Cassie grabbed
his
arm, and had a camel almost take a bite out of her hand for her trouble.
She jerked it back and the
camel
looked at her smugly, its thick lips pulled back in a sneer, its large
head
draped over Augustine’s right shoulder. The harem girl was still
clinging to
the left, and since neither of them had much in the way of bodies,
the hat’s powers being limited, the effect was that of a
linebacker
with a couple of very strange shoulder pads.
Cassie blinked at them.
And then blinked again when
a new
item suddenly appeared in the air, a sleek black revolver with no
visible means
of support, which didn’t seem to bother it at all. It did seem to
bother
Augustine, however, maybe because it was leveled directly between his
eyes. His
baby blues went a little cross-eyed, staring down the muzzle, until
they
refocused to stare down at Pritkin instead.
“Touch her again and someone
else is
going to have to handle that absurd show of yours,” Pritkin informed
him.
“Overreact much?” Augustine
sneered.
“Considering how many people
try to
kill her on a weekly basis? No.”
“I’m not trying to kill her!
I just
want her to leave!”
“Give me what I want and I
will,”
Cassie said quickly.
“And that would be what?”
Augustine
demanded. Cassie opened her mouth. “In one sentence!”
“A suit. Like the one you
sold Sal
once.”
“Sal?” Augustine looked
confused.
“You know. Tony’s vamp? You
sold her
a suit that, well, it became whatever someone needed it to be at the
time. Like
a swim suit one minute, and a business suit the next. It just sort of
morphed—”
“Yes, yes,” Augustine said
impatiently. “That was last season’s model. I don’t have any of them
left.
Although you could check on clearance—”
He turned away, but Cassie
caught
his arm again. He started to pry her hand off, but the gun moved
menacingly closer. He scowled at it.
“I don’t want that suit,”
Cassie
said hurriedly. ”It only did modern stuff. I want one like it. One that
can
change into something for whatever historical period I’m in. Like if I
have to
go to the Sixties one day, and to Victorian England the next—“ She
stopped,
because Augustine’s glare had now reached solar-flare levels of
forcefulness.
“What?”
“Do you have any idea what
you’re
asking?” he demanded. “No, of course you don’t,” he said, before she
could
answer. “They never do. All day, every day, it’s the same thing. Fat
women who
demand to be skinny. Ugly women who want to be pretty. Short women who
want to
be taller and tall women who want me to make them petite! And all
through the
transformative power of fashion. Because, apparently, using glamouries
would be
cheating!”
“I don’t want to be taller or
whatever,” Cassie began, only to have him cut her off.
“No, you just want to look
appropriate for a hundred—a thousand—different times, many of which
have
nothing to do with each other fashion-wise, requiring not only
different
silhouettes, but different fabrics, patterns, notions and accessories!
I would
have to construct a garment that could go from cotton to denim to
watered silk
to linsey-freaking-woolsey, from short to long, from day to evening,
from
demure to ostentatious, from—“ he threw up his hands. “It’s absurd!”
“So .
. . you’re saying it’ll take
some time?” Cassie said hopefully.
“I’m saying it can’t be
done!” he
yelled, and started back for the entrance to his shop. And then stopped
and
staggered against the display window, sprawling there to catch himself.
Cassie ran to help him,
thinking
that the man’s perpetually high-strung nature had finally resulted in a
heart
attack, only to have him glare furiously—but not at her.
“If you don’t get this
damned thing
off me, right now,” he said menacingly.
“What thing?” Cassie asked,
looking
from him to Pritkin and back again. And then making the mistake of
trying to
help him up. And being snapped at for her trouble by the man, cursed at
by the
girl and spat on—by the camel.
Cassie stood
there, covered in
about a gallon’s worth of camel slime, and caught between horror and
disgust.
“I thought only llamas did
that,”
Billy commented.
“Get it off me!” Augustine
roared.
A couple of security guards
started
in their direction.
“I’ll take it off when you
give the
lady a polite, reasoned response,” Pritkin said.
“That’s rich, coming from
him,”
Billy snorted.
Cassie stood there
and dripped
at them.
“You want a reasoned
response?”
Augustine asked furiously. “Alright, how’s this? I have a major show
today, and
another tomorrow—my first menswear line. Mass orders are sure to start
coming
in shortly thereafter, just when a bunch of fools want interviews,
taking
me away from the workroom when I most need to be free to deal with
catastrophes. Like my carefully selected model for my upcoming ad
campaign
calling me from the hospital this morning and saying he can’t do it!
Skiing
accident—in July! And now she,” he hiked a thumb in Cassie’s direction.
“Wants
an impossible special order. I don’t have time for this!”
“Make time,” Pritkin
suggested. “Her
job’s a little more important your ad campaign.”
“Not to me!” Augustine
snapped.
“How about if I could get
you a
replacement?” Cassie asked, wiping slime off her face. “For the model,
I mean.
That would free up some time, wouldn’t it?”
“Oh, let me guess. One of
those
damned vampires of yours?”
“What’s wrong with vampires?”
“What’s wrong is that
everyone does
it—”
“I knew he was a hipster,”
Billy
said.
“—not to mention that
vampires rely
on glamouries to look the way they do and the whole premise of my
campaign is
the natural man. No glamouries needed—”
“Just outrageously expensive
clothes,” Cassie muttered, wondering what to do with her handful of
magic
slime.
“—and no vamps. I need a
mage.”
“A mage?” Her eyes came up,
and then
slid automatically to Pritkin. Billy burst out laughing. Augustine
ignored
them.
“—and in any case, I’ve
already
solved my problem. Part of the show’s gimmick is ‘be part of the
legend’. I’m
letting the invitees decide on the new model—”
“How?”
“They’re going to be voting
on
photos I supply of suitable prospects, clad in their favorite couture,
if you
must know.”
“Their favorite? Aren’t they
supposed to be modeling your designs?”
“Yes, but we’re not just
deciding on
a model, are we? We’re choosing the face of Augustine Homme. It
needs to
be someone with panache. Someone with attitude. Someone with a touch of
danger—”
“Someone like Pritkin,”
Cassie said
brightly.
*
* *
Later
that night, Cassie was sitting
in the middle of her bed, surrounded by catalogues and glossy
magazines. She
was trying to narrow down a look for Pritkin that might win the
contest, but
not having a lot of luck. His iconic one—long leather coat, a couple
tons of
weapons, a plain t-shirt, and wild blond hair was so ingrained that it
was hard
to imagine him in anything else. But she had to. She had to!
Not that he’d
said he’d do it, even
if she did come up with something. He hadn’t said much of anything
after her
pronouncement, or maybe she just hadn’t heard him over Augustine’s
peals of
laughter. Cassie scowled. Damn Augustine! Pritkin was . . . well, he
was a war
mage. They had more important stuff to do than worry about what they
were
wearing. Or who.
And damn Billy,
too. Pritkin looked
fine. Okay, the hair could use some help, and maybe the holeyer stuff
needed to
go, and the boots were looking a bit scuffed . . . but he didn’t look
like a
hobo, damn it! He looked like Pritkin. He looked fine.
But maybe not
fine enough for all
those snobby types Augustine was going to have voting. She sighed and
went back
to flipping through the latest men’s mag, which like the others
contained a lot
of clothes that she couldn’t in her wildest dreams see Pritkin wearing.
And she
only had until tomorrow night!
“Got it,” Billy
said, and a beam of
light hit her in the face.
Cassie looked
up, blinking, to see
that her laptop had been turned her way, and was glowing brightly in
the
darkened room.
Billy Joe had
recently discovered
that his lack of actual fingers did not preclude his being able to
manipulate a
keyboard, and thus spent a lot of time online these days, including
duping a
bunch of “fleshbags” in the wild world of internet poker. But this
wasn’t a
list of his latest winnings, it was . . . “Oh, no.”
“Oh, yes,” Billy
nodded, his Stetson
bobbing about on its own, because he hadn’t bothered to appear all the
way. “I
did two, so he can choose. On the left, we have the modern cowboy—”
“Forget the left. What
the heck is
on the right?”
“Vampire hunter,”
Billy grinned. “I
call it Van Helsing realness.”
“I call it horrible!”
“Most of the audience
will be mages.
They’ll love it.”
“But will Pritkin?”
“Show him and find
out. But it’s not
that far off his usual shtick. Well, ‘cept for the collar. And the
crosses. And
maybe the stakes—”
“I can’t show him
this!”
“You’re just chicken.”
“I am not. I just
don’t think this
is his best chance to—”
“Winner, winner,
chicken dinner.”
“You know what he’ll—”
“Bok, bok, bok.”
“Damn it, Billy!”
But Billy Joe just
laughed, and then
even the hat disappeared, leaving Cassie looking at a bunch of the
latest
in fashionable attire. Well, fashionable in the sense that designers,
and
presumably their clients, used the term. Meaning that you couldn’t walk
down a
public street in some of that stuff without being scooped up by the
guys in the
white coats.
But a few of the
cowboy pieces were
kind of cute, and had she done any better?
She clutched the
latest magazine to her chest. God, she needed that suit.
Time
travel was a royal pain in the backside even without the threat of
getting
lynched for indecent exposure. Or being mistaken for a prostitute. Or a
witch.
Having a suit that could shift as easily as she did would be just a
huge, huge
help, and Augustine was a dick, and they just had to win that
contest .
. .
Maybe she was being
too pessimistic,
she told herself. Maybe Pritkin would like them better than she
thought. Only
one way to find out.
Ten minutes later,
Cassie found
herself being unceremoniously ushered back out onto the carpet of
Dante’s hotel
hallway. A couple of printouts fluttered lazily to the ground beside
her. “You
barely looked at them!” she yelled, at the resolutely shut door.
Nothing.
“Some of the cowboy
stuff was nice!”
More nothing.
“Well, crap.”
*
* *
Clearly,
Cassie decided, she was
going to need some better help. Which was how she came to be standing
on the
doorstep of Pritkin’s friend and fellow war mage, Caleb. At three A.M.
“What?” Caleb
demanded sleepily,
rubbing his bald head. He had a gun in one hand and a bandolier of
potion
bottles slung over his bare chest. War mages answered the door in the
middle of
the night, but they didn’t do it unarmed.
Of course, they
probably didn’t even
shower that way, so no surprise, Cassie thought, slipping past him. “I
get that
a lot,” she told him.
“What?”
“Yes.”
“Yes, what?”
Caleb demanded, as she
checked out his living room.
“Exactly.”
Caleb sighed and
shut the door. “Are
you going to tell me what the hell you want, or just stand around being
cryptic?”
“I’m . . . not
sure.” Cassie said,
feeling torn.
On the one hand,
Caleb’s apartment
was a pleasant surprise. She’d never thought of him having money, since
he
dressed in the same standard war mage attire Pritkin favored when on
the job,
which was the only place she’d ever seen him. But the apartment was a
gleaming
ode to modernity with chrome and fine wood and a big bank of windows
with an
impressive view of the Strip. Such apartments did not come cheap. It
could be a
rental, of course, but still . . .
On the other
hand, however, were the
worrying Snoopy PJ bottoms he was currently wearing. Which, let’s face
it, did
not bode well. Maybe this had been a bad idea.
“My niece gave
them to me,” he said,
catching the direction of her gaze. “And did you come over here to
critique my
nightwear?”
“No,” Cassie
said, feeling relieved.
“I came over to get some help.”
“With what?”
Caleb asked, looking
vaguely worried.
But, as it
turned out, he was
helpful. At least he was once she explained the bet with Augustine,
that he
would supply the coveted suit if Pritkin was selected from all the
various
would-be models for the ad campaign. In fact, Caleb even kind of got
into it,
having harbored a heretofore unacknowledged desire to see his old buddy
spiff
up a little. And, to Cassie’s delight, the closet in the luxurious
bedroom was
well stocked with exactly the kind of stuff she needed.
“This sounds
like fun,” Caleb said,
unexpectedly grinning at her. “If you need a second horse in the race,
maybe I
could—”
“It’s nice of
you to offer,” Cassie
told him sincerely. “But Augustine only made the bet because it’s
Pritkin. He
doesn’t think he can do it.”
“Of course he
can,” Caleb said
staunchly. But his eyes flickered a little.
Yeah, Cassie
thought. Tell me about
it.
* * *
The good news was that she ended up shifting back to Dante’s
with a pile of
very nice stuff. The bad news was that she ran into something
immediately
thereafter, because she couldn’t see over top of it. Or make that
someone.
“Midnight
shopping trip?” Marco asked sardonically.
Cassie tried to
slip around him, but of course, that didn’t work. When her
chief bodyguard was in the doorway, nothing else was going to fit. And
that
included molecules.
Not that he was
fat. Quite the contrary, Marco was one of the guys she’d
immediately thought of when Augustine said he wanted someone a little
different
for his ad. He was tall, dark and handsome in a
biceps-the-size-of-small-children sort of way. He’d trained to be a
gladiator
shortly before his death, and all these centuries later, he still
looked like
it.
“I just stepped out
for a minute,” Cassie said defensively, because he was
giving her that look.
“To do what?” Marco
asked pleasantly.
Cassie sighed.
“No, no, it’s perfect.
Oh, God,” one of her other bodyguards cried, half an
hour later.
Cassie sighed again,
but nobody cared. If there was one thing vamps loved,
other than for tormenting mages, it was fashion. So a combo of the two
was just
pie. Marco had even gotten in on the act, helping himself to a big old
piece of
sarcasm in the form of a “gladiator chic” wardrobe for Pritkin. That
wasn’t the
problem, though. It was at least somewhat self-deprecating, poking as
much fun
at Marco as it did at his target.
No, the problem was
what the other boys had come up with.
“I am NOT showing him
that,” Cassie said decisively.
“Oh, come on. He’ll
love it,” one of the guys said, pushing a collection he
referred to as “The Prickly Mage” at her. “If ever anything spoke to
the soul
of the man—”
“It does not!”
“Oh, really?” The vamp
arched an eyebrow. Mircea must make them practice
that, Cassie thought resentfully. “Then why isn’t he offering to help
you?”
“He . . . he hasn’t
refused,” she pointed out, a little lamely. Because he
hadn’t offered, either.
“Oh, that’s big of
him,” the vamp sneered. “The Pythia, the person he’s
sworn to help and defend, badly needs something to do her job.
Something that
could mean the difference between life and death—”
“You're exaggerating.”
“—in the right
circumstances, something that would require nothing more than
a little time on his part. And what does he do?”
“That Caleb guy stepped
right up, didn’t he?” One of the other vamps pointed
out.
Damn it; I shouldn’t
have told them that, Cassie thought.
“As any of us would if
asked,” the first vamp said piously.
“Hell, even if not
asked,” another laughed. “I always wanted to be a model.”
“They don’t make
glamouries that big,” someone else said.
Marco threw a pillow
at them.
“So take ‘em down and
see what he says,” the first vamp challenged her.
“It’s not even five
A.M.” Cassie pointed out.
“And? Isn’t he
supposed to be an early riser? And haven’t you spent all
night on this?”
Cassie sighed.
But ten minutes later,
she was fuming. Okay, maybe Austin Powers Revisited
wasn’t likely to be a hit; hell, maybe none of them were. But she
didn’t see
Pritkin coming up with anything better. Or anything at all.
Cassie stomped away
from his room for the second time that night, tired and
put out and just a tad angry. The guys were wrong, she told herself. He
didn’t
HAVE to do this. If ever anything went above and beyond the call of
duty . . .
Which would have been
fine, if Caleb’s delighted face hadn’t kept swimming
in front of her eyes.
Pritkin has the right
to do what he wants, she reminded herself again. And
anyway, he still hadn’t said he wouldn’t do it. Maybe she just hadn’t
found the
right combo of war mage and couture yet. And British war mage, at that.
Maybe
Caleb’s stuff had been too American. Maybe what she needed was a
different
perspective.
* * *
“Come in, dear girl, come in,” Jonas told her, opening
the door on his vine covered cottage in the English countryside. “I was
just doing the washing up.”
“Washing
up?”
“From
lunch.”
“Oh,
right.” Time difference, Cassie reminded herself. And then her stomach
reminded her that she hadn’t had breakfast. She’d discovered recently
that she could do without food or sleep, but not both. At least not and
think straight, and she had to think. She was running out of time!
Her tummy
grumbled again.
“There’s
some left,” Jonas remarked idly.
Half an
hour later, Cassie was finishing up some really wonderful chicken salad
while Jonas modelled some of his favorite outfits for her. He seemed to
be having a good time, and damn, who would have guessed that he was
such a clothes horse?
But Jonas
wasn’t just her part time magic teacher. He was the head of the Silver
Circle, the world’s leading magical organization, and therefore a
powerful political figure. Of course he had nice clothes. He probably
had events to go to all the time.
But the
thing was, while his clothes were nice, they were nice for
an, uh, older gentleman. The layers of tweed and velvet and fine wool
that complimented Jonas’s shock of white hair and portly frame might
not work so well on Pritkin’s more muscular one. Or on the elite
of the magical world, who probably wouldn’t be impressed by tweed.
“John also
left a few things of his here, up in the attic,” Jonas offered, “If
they’re any use to you.”
“But it’s
his clothes that are the problem,” Cassie explained.
“Well,
yes. But he didn’t always dress the same way, did he?”
“Didn’t
he?”
“Oh, no,”
Jonas said, and then got off on a tangent about umbrella styles.
Cassie
escaped as soon as possible and went upstairs, wondering what could be
gleaned from Pritkin’s old clothes.
And
discovered to her consternation that a wardrobe wasn’t the only thing
waiting for her in the attic.
“About
time you showed up,” Rosier said, and threw something at her.
Considering that the blond-haired devil bent over a trunk literally
deserved the title, being prince of the incubi, a demon lord, Pritkin’s
estranged father and Cassie’s long-time nemesis, she very
understandably ducked. As a result, the bundle hit the wall behind her
head, but instead of exploding it only bounced off and came to rest on
the dusty floor.
The demon
scowled. “Damn it! That’s Cavalli.”
“It’s
what?” Cassie asked nervously, shying away.
“Not what,
who.”
She just
looked at him.
“Cavalli,
Cavalli. The Italian designer?”
Cassie
spent a moment wondering how Rosier had gotten him in there, before it
clicked. God, I need sleep, she thought wearily. “What are you doing
here?”
“Helping
you.” He threw something else at her.
This time,
she caught it, mostly to keep it from slamming into her face. It was
more couture. Versace.
“This
isn’t Pritkin’s,” she said. It wasn’t a guess. Strewn haphazardly
around the attic were a bunch of clothes, most dating from the
nineteenth century by the look of them, and the outfit she was
squashing between her hands was from the current season. And so not
Pritkin. She recognized it from an ad she’d seen in one of the
magazines, and had quickly dismissed for looking like something a
gigolo would wear.
Or
an incubus, she suddenly realized.
“It
is now,” Rosier said, pulling something out of the bottom of the trunk
and sitting on the lid. He summoned a lit cigarette with a gesture, and
smoked it while the pages of what looked like a photo album turned over
by themselves. “If you can get him to wear it, that is.”
“You
. . . want him to wear it?” Cassie asked, looking suddenly askance at
the expensive clothes.
“I
want him to get his head straightened out!” Rosier said, exhaling
vigorously. And then muttering under his breath as the pages continued
to flip. “Damned boy, nothing but trouble, don’t know what I ever did
to—ah!”
Cassie jumped, as that last syllable had been as loud as a whip.
“Here it is,” Rosier said, and pushed the book at her—from across the
room. Like Pritkin’s gun, it ignored gravity. Unlike Pritkin’s gun, it
shot across the space between them and hit her in the gut.
She
let out an audible ooomph, and wondered if she’d just cracked a
rib. But she wouldn’t give him the satisfaction of acting like it. She
pulled the damned book out of her solar plexus, and glanced at the open
page instead.
And
then abruptly sat down, pain forgotten, to peruse it more closely.
The
picture was old, faded and yellowed, and half obscured since time had
glued half of it to the back of the preceding page. But enough remained
visible to show her Pritkin perched casually on the edge of a desk,
holding a familiar-looking coat. But there the similarities ended.
The
hair was more I-couldn’t-be bothered-today and less full-scale
catastrophe. The boots had some buttons and flaps on them, but they
were also unscuffed and maybe even a little shiny. The shirt likewise
was old fashioned and high collared, but it didn’t look bad with the
sleeves rolled up over muscular forearms. And the vest was actually
attractive, plain gray or some dark material, but snug-fitting and
buttoned up over a broad chest.
None
of the pieces looked particularly high end; this was a working man’s
ensemble. But everything fit him, and was noticeably missing holes,
dirt or other signs of wear. And Cassie suddenly realized what she was
seeing.
“This was before,” she said slowly.
“Yes.”
Rosier didn’t say anything else. He didn’t have to. The picture was
from before Pritkin’s world fell apart, before his incubus abilities
accidentally killed his wife, before he attacked his father for not
telling him that that was a possibility. Before the demon council
condemned him to slavery in the service of said father for all eternity
as penance.
Said penance had been postponed because Rosier didn’t want an
unwilling, resentful slave; for what he had in mind, that would be less
than useless. So he’d cut a deal with Pritkin to allow him to continue
his life on earth as long as he obeyed one prohibition, the one thing
it was believed that no incubus could ever do: never have sex.
It meant avoiding attracting any women, or interested men. It meant
denying part of what made up his nature at its most basic level. It
meant forfeiting a major source of his power. And it meant keeping on
doing it for as long as he wanted to remain free of his father’s
clutches.
And unless Cassie was very much mistaken, that was the time
Pritkin’s wardrobe went straight to hell.
“What’s wrong?” Rosier asked, seeing her suddenly burning cheeks.
“Nothing.” She gently shut the book.
“Oh, what now?” he demanded. “This is a prime opportunity, can’t you
see that?”
“For you.”
“For him. You want him to live like this for the rest of his life?
Stuck here, all but penniless, certainly powerless, put upon by every
Tom, Dick and Harry on this pathetic ball of—”
“I want him to do what he wants to do.” And to wear whatever he wanted
to wear. She’d been thinking only of herself, of her needs, of the
crazy job she’d somehow ended up with and the thousand little details
that went with it. She hadn’t been thinking about him.
Or about the fact that the world’s shabbiest incubus might be that way
for a reason.
“And you think he’d be better off here with you, I suppose,” Rosier
sneered.
“I think that’s up to him, too,” she said. And shifted.
* * *
“Cassie! Cassie!” Someone was yelling her name, and she wished
they’d stop. She pulled the blanket over her head. “Cassie!” It
didn’t help.
She finally
stuck a tumbled blond head out from under the covers, only to see Billy
Joe hovering in the air right above her bed. “What?” she demanded.
“Don’t start
that again.”
She put her head
back under.
“No, no.” A
chilly ghost finger lifted up the blanket. “Come out. You’ll like this.”
“I won’t.”
“You will.”
“If it involves
getting up, I won’t.”
“How about if it
involves getting a present?”
She poked a
single eye out. “What kind of present?”
“This kind,”
Marco said, coming in the bedroom door.
There were
several vamps behind him, but they were almost obscured by the dress
box in Marco’s hands. One with Augustine’s label on it. Cassie sat up.
“What is that?”
“Open it and
find out.”
So she did. And
felt a little disappointed, since it was only a plain grayish dress
without even any embellishment on it. It looked like the kind of thing
her governess would have approved of, but it definitely wasn’t up to
Augustine’s usual standards. Which made it weird that everyone was just
standing there, looking expectant.
“Um. Tell him thank
you?” Cassie said.
“Oh, don’t thank him,”
one of the vamps laughed. “He was ungracious enough about it, the
bastard.”
“Ungracious?” She
rubbed some sleep out of her eyes.
“Seems he doesn’t like
losing a bet.”
“Doesn’t . . . losing
. . .” Cassie’s eyes got wide. And then she threw back the covers,
grabbed the dress, and hared off to the bathroom, where a moment later
she was wearing a stylish fringed flapper ensemble, complete with long
beaded necklace. And a second after that, an eighties era, wide
shouldered power suit. And then a sixties minidress, an Edwardian
velvet gown, and a silver disco dress—
“You’re gonna
wear it out,” Marco told her.
“It’s so cool!”
She spun around. She looked like Olivia Newton John in that horrible
movie she couldn’t remember the name of right now but it didn’t matter
because she had her dress! Although, come to think of it, why did she
have her dress?
“It only works
for the last century or so,” Marco was saying. “Augustine said
something about—”
“Marco.”
“—the
silhouettes getting too complex after—”
“Marco.”
“—that and him
having to layer too many spells onto one garment, which would result in
none of them—”
“Marco!” Cassie
shouted. He stopped, pursing his lips. And raised a single eyebrow. “How?”
He grinned. “Go
downstairs and see.”
And so she did.
Before she ever got across the lobby, she did. Because the damned
things were almost a story high.
She stopped
abruptly, in the middle of the concourse, her mouth hanging open, and
stared for a full minute. “Goddammit!”
“You don’t like
it?”
Cassie spun to
find Pritkin standing behind her, wearing the same sweat stained
exercise clothes as before.
“No—I mean,
yes—I mean—”
“Thought it came
out rather well, myself.”
“I—yes. Rather .
. .” Cassie swallowed. “Well.”
“And it matched
the title of the collection.”
“What?”
“The Natural
Man.”
She looked back
at the very natural, one might even say au naturale,
man adorning the promotional posters. “Uh—”
“And I suppose
Augustine’s clients must have thought so, too.”
Cassie bit her
lip. She didn’t think that’s what his clients had been thinking. Not
the women, anyway. And then she knew it wasn’t, when two came out of
the shop, loaded down with packages. And started walking their way,
stopping every so often to look back at the posters.
“If they could
make my husband look like that, I’d buy every damned piece in the
line,” one of them said.
Her companion
didn’t say anything. She was too busy looking at Pritkin. And sneering.
Cassie belatedly
realized that they were standing directly in the path leading to the
main lobby. There was, of course, plenty of room to go around, but
someone with a diamond on her finger the size of a quail’s egg probably
wasn’t in the habit of being the one to move. “Excuse me,” the woman
said glacially.
Cassie stood her
ground. But Pritkin moved out of the woman’s way, albeit with a
slightly ironic bow. She swept past, and the two ladies resumed their
conversation. “I wonder who they used?” Quail Egg said.
Pritkin caught
Cassie’s eye, and smiled slightly. “I suppose the clothes really do
make the man.”
“No,” she told
him. “No, they don’t.”
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